Facebook is going craaazy!


      It's been a boring and long day. Woke up around the same time I did last day and the day before and the day before...well, I can't tell you what was the exact time 'cos then I won't be someone's wife...ever. Haha! Hey, the title does say it all aite? And oh maybe this picture will helped. 


      Alright alright, I will explained. The weird thing about this picture up here is that these regular pokers just poked me a couple of hours before I wanna poked them back but the time below their names says...A YEAR AGO. Oooh man, that makes me look bad as a cool poker. Yeah, you can poke me and see for yourself. You will be poked back in a matter of seconds or maybe minutes or maybe even hours but I swear it won't take a year for me to poked you back. Try me out. TTYL.



Jolly Old Friday


      This a joke I found somewhere on the net. Hope it will cheer your Friday up! :)

      An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

      After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right), an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money.

      The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square." "Done", the elderly woman answered.

      "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

      That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

      The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

      The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"




Sorrylah Broii




      Click the picture to enlarge. Please do click since what I want to talk about is about it. My notifications exceeds the limit which means I would not know who reply my comments or my wall post so I wanna say sorry if I didn't reply it. There are FEW posts that I remembered and I personally search that post one by one and reply it but its a rare case since my mind is no longer a math brain. Yeah, I put the blame on my hundred percent reading course. Surprise, surprise. So whoever receive my reply even though your post are outdated, please be moved. That means you are on my mind and I like you or you are famous and I want people to see that I know of you. Haha! Okay, joke. TTYL suckers! :)

p/s : aarief! your name termasuk! haa bangga tak, bangga tak? :D



Yayy! :D




      See that little koala which is not so little? Cute right? Feel like gobble-ing him up whole? Don't you dare! Hahahaha! Okay. Seriously. Don't. You. Dare. My beautiful mate who is currently studying in Australia gave it to me a few hours ago when we met up at a famous shopping complex in Johor Bahru. I'm dedicating this post to her; Siti Aishah. A lot of thank yous to you. :) You did contribute to a collection of my beloved babies (stuffed toys).


she is pretty, isn't she? ^^,




Sundae Cone


      Last week, we hit Melaka's Al-Ikhsan store to search for my sport shoes, given that my 3/4 years old sport shoes already seen better days. I was fond of that shoes. We have been through a lot together; through winning and losing. Because of you, I managed to represent my district. Oh well, I do love you and I'm sorry that I have to throw you out honey.


      Papa showed me Nike's Dual Fusion and I put it on even though it was one size bigger than mine. I walked around the store and I felt like walking on clouds. The shoes hugs my feet, padded my steps and it's comfortable like crazy. Long story short, I fell in love with this shoes! I asked the sales person to look for my size and after a while, he came back and said "sorry, this is the only size available. others are already sold out." I was like "err. that's the first. all this while, it was hard for me to get shoes that is large enough for my feet and now it doesn't have one size SMALLER?" I was haha-ing at first and sobsob-ing the next. Papa said that I should let it go and search for the same model at Johor Bahru. 

      So we went to the 'Factory Store' of Al-Ikhsan in Johor Bahru, it didn't even have the model that I want. So we hit another store and another and another but sadly, they did not have LARGER size. Sighh. That shows you how many people have the same size as me eh? Shocked? Definitely no. Annoyed? Oh, yes please. I am giving up on looking for sport shoes...for now. Hope there's a better tomorrow, Insyallah.



My Baby




This is my first production of a short movie... Or a sketsa, whatever you called it. We [my teammates and I] received a heap of compliment, so I decided to post it on YouTube so that anyone can enjoy it as much as I, the editor did enjoyed the sleepless night and days of more than 30 hours of editing it.

This was actually our Computer Science's project for 20% marks. We did it only for a day because we were supposed to hand it in the day after and last minute works are my cup of tea. :P Oh well, I hope you watch this. Do watch it! And comment on it. Thank you. :) Toodles!



It's Mucho Sad-O

   
      On 9.51am while I was still soundly asleep after having my Subuh prayer, I woke up by the sound of my hand phone ringing indicated that I have a text message. With penuh kepayahan, I squinted at the screen and it shows a text from Miss Hotlink which reads Maxis Movies - Enjoy Buy1 Get1 Free movie ticket offer for any movie, anyday, anytime at TGV & GSC cinemas. Visit mlp.my/movies.

      And sure, yeah, I did opened the website and you know what? I got punked...hard! It's a total rip off man. The movies that I want to watch are only available at all movie theaters except Johor Bahru's. It is sooo not cool to trick a person who just woke up. Her soul is not even fully transmitted back in her body. Miss Hotlink, I hate you.


see for yourself! *soft crying