Cheer Up, Mate!

      I found this joke so long ago on my favourite website and everytime I read it, it will crack me up still. So, it got me thinking 'hey, why don't I share it on my blog?' and so yeah, here it is. Read on and cheer up, mate! :)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

*snort sort of laughing* told ya it's funny!

Many Happy Returns!

nota awan (lawan nota kaki) : mungkin ramai tak kenal abe berdua bawah ni tapi ketahui lah bahawasanya mereka berdua ini pernah mengharumkan nama Malaysia dalam arena sukan badminton beberapa ketika dahulu. sekarang tidak lagi. doakan lah mereka; satu-satunya beregu melayu pada ketika ini.

Zakry and his partner, Fairuzizuan (badminton yo!)
      Yeah, today is Zakry Latif's birthday. Happy birthday bro. We met 3 years ago right? And at exactly 3 years ago, I wish your birthday which is like so...Happy Birthday Zakry! -02.04.09- (click for link). I had a little crush on you back then but now...hey, I outgrew you. LOL. So yeah, I wished you last night after ambil your phone number from papa (since I lost yours after the handphone masuk jamban incident) at 12.0plus on the dot and I threw my phone on the bed (my phone is ringing no more man. fed up doh. fed up).

      In the morning I checked my phone and there it was, I got a reply from you which says exactly as so..."Tq dik!!!:D...lama menghilang???tetiba muncul..haha.." and it brighten me up. You still remember me! :) Hiok3, after all these years. May Allah bless you bro. ^^,


      Oh dengar cerita (or tengok gambar from his fb), dah tunang ya? Congrats! Hihi kalau kahwin nanti jemput okay? Kalau tak, ah sukati laa. HAHA.

      Untuk penutup cerita ni, nahh, tengok lah signature abang Zakk. Ejaan tersilap tu boleh abaikan ya. Goodnight peeps. (u_u)zZ